A recently “Leaked” internal memo from the “Third office of the Theoretical Nanaimo Navy” has confirmed suspicions about a “Thriving Throng of Thresher Sharks” at “Thrasher Rock”.
The original rumour of a “Thriving Throng of Thresher Sharks” at “Thrasher Rock” is thought to have started shortly after a “Thrashed Thresher” was found floating in nearby “Thrikes Bay” by three thoroughly intoxicated boaters. It is surmised that the “Thrashed Thresher” found near “Thrasher Rock” was swept into the rock by a “Raging Renegade Roller” and, well, “Thrashed” by the Rock.
When we faxed over a request for more information about the leaked memo the “Third office of the Theoretical Nanaimo Navy” immediate “Threw a fit” & declined further comment.